im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life
ideal that’s what your life is
i think ideal would be this but with someone else sitting next to them doing the same thing
As creepy as it may be for the owner when cats come home with dead animals/insects, you cannot get mad at them. In fact, praise them, tell them thank you. Because when a cat kills an animal for you, it means they love you, and are eternally grateful for the life you’ve given them. It’s the most honorable thing you could possibly receive from your kitty.
Cats are hardcore as fuck
"I love you so much I killed this for you”
It’s also cause they think you’re terrible hunters and think you’ll starve if they don’t help you
There was once a planet, whose inhabitants were having a hard time with their world. Their economy was bad, the housing market was bad, and the TV sitcoms created by major TV corporations were currently being created. So, one day in an act of desperation, every body on the planet decided to push the calendar forward by one day.
When they did this, they discovered that a particularly disliked celebrity had died much faster than if the calender hadn’t changed at all. That is to say, since the celebrity was supposed to die on a Wednesday, pushing the calender forward made him die a day earlier. Still on a calender Wednesday, but much sooner than was expected.
Excited by the prospect of skipping the unpleasantries of daily life, the people of the planet decided to continue advancing the calendar forward a day at a time.
At first, this was seen as a very wise decision. The economy was fixed overnight, house prices suddenly rose, and many corporations, whose schedules were not being met, were shut down.
As the days progressed, people were eager to see the utopia-like paradise that the future promised them. However, since there was less time in the day (a mere few milliseconds each) there was not enough opportunity for the scientists of the world to create said technologies. Sadly, before somebody realized their folly, the calender reached the scheduled day of Armageddon, therefore none of this held any importance anyway.
The moral of the story is: something as arbitrary as a calender can dictate the end of the world, therefore you should prepare for the Mayan apocalypse.
Oh damn that’s an old one.
I just logged into my facebook and it’s literally just my aunt’s gaming posts. I guess I should at least monitor my facebook likes, but… meh. who the fuck uses facebook anymore?
The adventures of Lady Who Is Also a Knight and Willowy Poet Boyfriend! I like to think that they just play dumb medieval pranks on each other all the time. Willowy Poet Boyfriend usually does not grasp that she is pranking him until it is too late. He tries to get back at her by composing a catchy lay about how obsessed she is with pegging, and then realizes what he has done only when people start to look at him funny on the street. Willowy Poet Boyfriend is not the master of pranks.
Will Lady Who Is Also a Knight win her jousting match? Will I ever escape from relying on anachronisms for humor value? Will these adventures actually continue? Does reversing an established binary qualify as true transgression? The questions are endless! TUNE IN NEXT TIME (IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME) FOR MORE QUESTIONS AND NO ANSWERS
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS
3:9: KASTURAGI YOU MAJOR FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he had to do it
Bullshit. It’s still bullshit. Why am I watching this show?
Because it’s good.
Well, I mean 268 chapter, which is the final chapter of the manga (yes, it has ended), and the ending is actually not bad but it’s so rushed and full of plot holes, that it still makes me quite upset.
It’s terrible when they do this to a fantastic series. Like, the last 10-20 chapters of Death Note has always felt padded to me. Still, I’ll have to read TWGOK eventually.
BTW, since manga has ended, we can hope for the season 4 now.